Buongiorno
The wonderful
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) saw how much I liked her personal letter tag and made me one about Kingdom Hearts which she knew nothing about. I died when i read it (Friday) and came back from the dead on Sunday (just like Jesus). Anyways the reason i died is because
A) It was soooooooooooo funny
B) Severe mental scaring from the line
You're scarier than Ansem gleefully dancing in a Winnie the Pooh costumeWhile I was dead i was hidng under my bed from the image
Anyways this is my letter. And i tag
Dear
I really don't know how to tell you this but I just flooded The World That Never Was with eleventy-million tons of cream cheese.I think I realized itI think I realized it yesterday when hundreds of Nobodies sang opera-like Fanta commercials during Xemnas' yardstick-wielding, fishing wader-clad rampage through Disney Castle and I saw you Nibble on Yuffie. I'm sure you're dancy enough to understand That I have no idea how in the world Riku got trampled by a giant muffin (or maybe i do). I'm returning Riku's broken, muffin-trampled corpse (What! i wanted to keep that) to you, but I'll
keep The Winnie The Pooh Costumeas a memory. You should also know that I Have been tramatized by The utter evil of the 'It's a Small, Small World' song.
Hoping you agree that this 'cookie-visit' thing with Mr. Giggles is getting out-of-hand,
-> How you do the Letter Meme:
Dear (the last person to comment on your journal):
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .
___12___,
-Sign/Type your name here-
1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Donald Duck is drunk on paper clips again
Red - I know you're the one that stole all the toilet paper out of Hollow Bastion
White - I've discovered the location of the secret Nobody-only tea parties
Black - Xemnas just got run over by a wheelbarrow
Green - I just took a long, long bath in Yuffie's apple-stapler
Grey - Leon just was died by because explodination
Yellow - I just flooded The World That Never Was with eleventy-million tons of cream cheese
Pink - I just stole Goofy's cigarette lighter
Brown - You're scarier than Ansem gleefully dancing in a Winnie the Pooh costume
No shirt - I accidentally dropped your gunblade in a toilet in the Eternal Bathroom o_o;
Other - Sephiroth was just trampled by a horde of Norwegian Shoe Lemmings
2. Look at the clock. What hour is it right now?
1 o'clock - The night that Xehanort turned into a candycorn-person
2 o'clock - During that one battle when Sora poked Cloud with a lockpick
3 o'clock - When Tifa danced the Dance of a Thousand Llamas
4 o'clock - When I was attacked by The Plum-Flavored Potion on Squeaky Little Wheels
5 o'clock - Yesterday when hundreds of Nobodies sang opera-like Fanta commercials
6 o'clock - When all of Neverland decided to gargle liquid hotdogs
7 o'clock - When Riku pasted houses of gingerbread to his forehead
8 o'clock - When Halloween Town was nearly overrun by keyblades with little feet and eyes >_>
9 o'clock - When Sora whistled a tale of fine wine and muffler steak
10 o'clock - When Twilight Town was flooded with hordes of line-dancing penguins
11 o'clock - Two End of the Worlds ago
12 o'clock - When the armies of King Noodelius Ramenius III layed seige to Disney Castle
3. Which food did you last eat?
Tacos - In his (or, according to #2 her/my/their/etc.) own shoe
Pizza - In Xemnas' Secret Disco
Pasta - In the depths of Sephiroth's dreaded Hall of Doom and Angry Fishies
Hamburgers - In a random house full of happy, hyper, zoomy Heartless who have all had 12 cups of coffee
Salad - As you mercilessly beat Goofy with the Beep Beep Broom >_>;
Chicken - In the Land of the Purple Dragon Kitties of Death
Kabob - With all of Atlantica balanced on your (or, according to character, his/her/etc.) head
Fish - In a room full of murderous, demented, bikini-clad Leon clones
Sandwiches - At the very top of Ansem's Almighty Coke Can Fortress
Lasagna - Under Cloud's legendary sentient bed, aptly named Mr. Bed
Hot dog - Under the influence of the fumes from Sora's stinkiest socks and shoes
None of the above - During Xemnas' yardstick-wielding, fishing wader-clad rampage through Disney Castle
4. What's the color of your shoes?
Yellow - Poke
Red - Insult
Black - Interview
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Run over
White - Set fire to
Grey - Drop a barrel of cheese on
Brown - Put a dress on
Orange - Lay seige to
Pink - Steal
Barefoot - Nibble on
Other - Paint happy, ^_^-faced pictures of nobodies all over
5. What's the color of towel you used after your last shower?
Black - Riku
White - Sora
Grey - Kairi
Brown - Yuffie
Purple - Xehanort
Red - Tifa
Blue - The Sacred Gunblade of the 200,000th Dimension Where It Always Rains Black Tissues
Yellow - A very talkative, fishy-shaped keychain named Bill
Orange - A happy, hyper, zoomy Heartless who has had 12 cups of coffee
Pink - The Gummy Ships that come out of the light switch
Multiple colors - A very sleep-deprived-crazy Xemnas
Other/I can't remember - A twisted, blue-and-purple-spotted cross between Riku and Donald with potion bottles for eyes and magical keyblades for arms
6. What's the last room/place (not counting hallways) you were in BEFORE the one you're in now?
Bedroom - Zoomy
Living room - Bouncy
Dining Room - Sleep-deprived
Kitchen - Dancy
Bathroom - Hyper
Rec room/game room/etc.- Shiny
Attic/Basement - Rusty
Garage/carport - Stinky
Front yard - Speshal
Back yard - Shouty
Side yard - Disoriented
None of the above - Furry
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How bad Sora is at Tuna-Assisted Mountain Climbing
Sad/Disappointed/Blah/etc. - That gunblades and toilets don't mix
Bored - That Leon and Tifa's excavating the depths of the laundromat's washing machine while using Sora's face as a pickaxe is just simply not acceptable
Angry - That I have no idea how in the world Riku got trampled by a giant muffin
Tired - Why Cloud and Sephiroth like to dance barefoot in fields of open safety pins
Excited - Why Mickey, Donald, and Goofy have all taken up can-can dancing in their spare time
Nervous - How much trouble it is for Xemnas to manage the massive floods of Norwegian Shoe Lemmings currently pouring across our borders at alarming rates
Worried - That Ansem really needs to change underwear
Apathetic - That Yuffie and postage stamps just don't get along
Ashamed/Embarrassed - Just how badly the citizens of Atlantica need to kick their toenail-licking habit
Cuddly - The long-term effects of being present at Cloud's opera practice
Overjoyous - That Xehanort needs to lay off the extra trips to Neverland to bake cookies with Mr. Giggles The Magic Lamppost before things get ugly
Other - Why Twilight Town has suddenly become a trippy purple realm ruled by possessed stop signs and singing typewriters
8. What's the weather outside like right now?
Warm and Sunny (or Moonlit) - The filthy, wet gunblade
Cold and Sunny (or Moonlit) - Riku's broken, muffin-trampled corpse
Warm and Partly Cloudy - Sora's stinky shoes and socks
Cold and Partly Cloudy - Leon in a Ronald McDonald costume
Warm and Cloudy (completely) - The evil fishing waders
Cold and Cloudy (completely) - The eleventy-million tons of cream cheese
Warm and Rainy - The Norwegian Shoe Lemmings
Cold and Rainy- The lockpick (which is now made of cheese)
Snowy/Icy- The army of line-dancing penguins
Foggy - Sora's teeth that he lost in the pickaxe incident
Warm and Windy - Sleep-deprived-crazy Xemnas
Cold and Windy - The singing typewriters
Other - Donald's long-lost pair of pants
9. The first letter of the last word you typed?
A/B - The giant, vicious muffin
C/D - Yuffie's magic apple-stapler
E/F - The mob of angry blue fishies
G/H - The Evil Coffee Maker of DOOOOOOOOOOM
I/J - The dancing, prancing apple pie that attacked Tifa last night
K/L - The entire worlds' supply of stolen toilet paper
M/N - The Beep Beep Broom
O/P - The dead, destroyed (but *very* thoroughly excavated and explored) washing machine
Q/R - Goofy's cigarette lighter
S/T - The Winnie The Pooh Costume
U/V - The trippy, purple Halloween Town
W/X - Mr. Bed
Y/Z - The sentient, zoomy, out-of-control wheelbarrow
10. The last letter in the last word you typed?
A/B - Will forever rue the day that I encountered
C/D - Will unfortunately NEVER be able to forget
E/F - Would really like to curse
G/H - Want to suicide-jump off the roof of Disney Castle when I think of
I/J - Kind of lied about my involvement in
K/L - Will be sure to inform Xehanort about
M/N - Was mentally-scarred by
O/P - Was interviewed by the local news about
Q/R - Was the one who stole
S/T - Have been tramatized by
U/V - Have a deep-seated desire to bludgeon
W/X - Was solely responsible for
Y/Z - Am now officially terrified of
11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Water- Xemnas in a hula skirt singing 'I'm Walking on Sunshine'.
Root beer - The gummy ships that come out of the light switch.
Coke- Norwegian Shoe Lemmings.
Dr. Pepper - Sora's already-mangled, post-pickaxe face
Milk - Ansem's cheeseburger garden.
Sprite - Kairi and the magic toolshed.
7-Up - Can-can-dancing Disney characters.
Juice - The Beep Beep Broom.
Mineral water - The six-inch step that Leon fell off of and died instantly.
Coffee - The happy, hyper, zoomy Heartless who have all had 12 cups of coffee.
Hot chocolate - The utter evil of the 'It's a Small, Small World' song.
Alcoholic drink(s) - The Almighty Power of Scotch Tape.
Other - The inflatable keyblade that makes a cute squeaky sound when you use it.
12. Which of the 12 questions on this quiz had the funniest/best possible answers?
1st - I hope the ^_^ faces eventually come off
2nd - But I LIKE it when when the gummy ships come out of the lightswitch! @_@
3rd - Sorry I made you MAAAAAAAAD~! *Hug* ^_^
4th - Never allowing coffee in my home again
5th - SiRruuy i sdudDemky cSan"T ytyPe
6th - Please send more tea to the place...you know...the *special* place. >_>
7th - Greetings from the trippiest, purplest town in all the world(s)
8th - Sleep is...for the weak...be...becauuuuusseee...they uh...uh.......left it...the thing...in the...uh...restaurant.
9th - Hoping you agree that this 'cookie-visit' thing with Mr. Giggles is getting out-of-hand
10th - Still blaming Sora's shoes for my respiratory problems
11th - This squeaky keyblade just isn't cutting it
12th - Beware the Norwegian Shoe Lemmings
Tie/Not Sure - The Pununs were soon swept into scpruti oil. And inns.
Arrivederci
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